What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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