shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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