I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
