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I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.

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(563): I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever. http://tfl.nu/ydd6

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The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.

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(978): The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room. http://tfl.nu/rw2d

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(206): View more from Washington

Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.

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You're getting good at this, you know that?

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(206): Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number. (360): You're getting good at this, you know that? http://tfl.nu/w185

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.

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(859): I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze. http://tfl.nu/hayj

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.

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(508): My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life. http://tfl.nu/p0ex

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(850): View more from Florida

some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.

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(850): some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face. http://tfl.nu/tn6y

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it

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(973): Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it http://tfl.nu/e8zq

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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.

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(810): RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it. http://tfl.nu/dncl

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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka

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(618): I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka http://tfl.nu/yt16

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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.

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(267): I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible. http://tfl.nu/ayl9

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(708): View more from Illinois

what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?

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(708): what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in? http://tfl.nu/gh3z

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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.

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(407): Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it. http://tfl.nu/49t8

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I think I just cured my dogs munchies

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(908): I think I just cured my dogs munchies http://tfl.nu/38nb

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(425): View more from Washington

I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now

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(425): I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now http://tfl.nu/r2zb

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You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.

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(214): You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know. http://tfl.nu/12dn

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