We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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