And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
