im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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