Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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