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i think my mom watched the whole time
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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