Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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