fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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