Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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