you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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