she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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