Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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