Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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