i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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