No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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