i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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