She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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