i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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