it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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