it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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