walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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