I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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