so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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