fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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