You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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