I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
they're like a gay fantastic four
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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