i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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