great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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