Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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