That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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