oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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