My balls are so social today.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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