Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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