Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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