You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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