I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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