3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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