dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
