Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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