Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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