I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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