No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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