Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
I'm really busy with my period
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