we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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