I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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