the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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