do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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