i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me