I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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