What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
