My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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