we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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